I’m getting tired of yo shit, you don’t never buy me nothing.
I feel like everybody cried at the MelOn Music Awards and I am not okay.
i find it hilarious that SHINee and EXO get along famously, but some of their fans can not.
Q:would u rather have sex with kris or d.o
I don’t want to make any ridiculous prejudice comment on how height automatically links to better sex because Jonghyun is 3 feet 2 and I think he would be a beast in bed, I mean all of the damn place like a meerkat. So to say Kris right off the gate because of that is stupid.
Okay, I’m back. The pressure got to me. SHIT. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
Let’s compare what we know, how we were shown one thing and now we know someting COMPLETELY different about them.
Kris started off as the uber-sauve, multilingual casanova with enough cool juice to quench all our thirst. Then we found out he was a big giant gooberball. A undoubtedly sexy gooberball, but still a gooberball. I’m sure stroke game is ridic, as long as it’s the opposite of his overall dancing ability.
Then we’ve got Kyungsoo, who erroneously earned the attribute “squishy” when I think he’s a domineering, aggressively sexual asshat who will bend you over a chair in a heartbeat, make you say his name then SPELL it…backwards to the rhythm of his thrust until you can’t see straig–
I think I just made my decision.
I will never get over how smooth and how good and how awesome this song is.
Source: SoundCloud / therealning96
Q:Lay at ShimShimTaPa was not at all beneficial to my health. Imma get diabetes or something he'S MADE OF SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS AND LOVE. Is Lay biased the life I should be about? Will this be the moment I select a favorite EXO child??
What a wonderful complex question!
But the answer is EASY
It is time….time to join us in the land of Unicorns. We are magical, he is our leader.
Now the questions is…
Does Jay-Z agree?
SO YES! NOW IS THE TIME! DECLARE YOU BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
Title : a succession of kings Rating : PG-13 Word count : ~42,150 Warnings: References to offscreen bullying and homophobia. Summary : This is the story of Kim Junmyeon, the Crown Prince of Korea, and his dreams of Paris. (Endgame: Junmyeon/Jongdae . ) a succession of kings See nothing improper,â¦
It’s like Goong meets EXO and it is SO WELL written and I read this shit in one go, I NEVER do that. That was awesome
Lay is SLANGING.
That’s all I wanted to say.
I’m in the kitchen two-stepping like HELL to Exo’s Growl. MAN. BRUH. LOOK. That shit so smooth.
Jonghyun and Suho should sit down and talk about crying. Methods…facial expressions…that sort of thing.
Watching EXO's Wolf
- Me: What the fuck is...are they saying Geurae wolf, ahooo?!?
- Me: Kai looks like a Krump Klown refugee
- Me: *tapping my foot to the beat* This is a stupid song
- Me: *still tapping my feet*
- Me: *nodding head to the beat*
- Me: They are really howling at the moon.
- Me: Wow...Lay...uh...WOW.
- Me: This choreography is pretty...MINSEOK!
- Me: YOU BETTA SHIMMY Suho! YOU BETTA SHIMMY!!
- Me: YES PIROUETTING KAI! YES!!
- Me: Uh oh! Sang D.O! Sang Baekie! SANG CHEN SANG!!!
- ME: GEURAE WOLF! GEURAE WOLF! AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!