Anonymous asked: Your Luhan analysis was hilarious & wonderful and they really need to be putting a bell on that kid & keeping buckets of water handy if they don't want a Dispatch expose. Would you do a Kaisoo analysis if you have time? I was eating up what you were saying about Jongin & I'd love to read more!
    the queen replied:

    If there was a dispatch scandal, the only thing SM would do is pretend that Luhan is either a girl OR magically another one of his members would suddenly have a girlfriend. Most likely Chanyeol this time since I still think they hunch in the dark when they think no one is looking.

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    For Kaisoo. 

    Now before I start, I want people to know that Kaisoo isn’t really a ship to me. They are kind of like Jongkey. They are taken as a given. That’s the basis of them to me. They simply existed. Even if I wasn’t to get a single example of skinship going foward, they would still exist. 

    Most of this stems from just watching the two of them in the same room, especially around the time they debut because I was under the impression that they couldn’t stand each other (we now hear the stories of how Jongin was scared to death of Kyungsoo). Then I saw this just randomly: 

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    Well excuse the fuck out of me

    side-note: any ship that surprises me usually is a permanent ship. combine the fact that if I find a quality fanfic about them (HELLO ANTEROGRADE TOMORROW\) within a week, it’s a canon pairing to idc idc idc ic  

    This ship seems one sided if you’re like standing across the street and you’re squinting and the sun is in your eyes. I mean Jongin is obsessive when it comes to Kyungsoo. To the point of VISIBLE jealousy.

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    Like it knocks the fucking cool out of Jongin QUICK o see Kyungsoo with someone else.

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    Legit the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 

    There is an attachment there. I know SM Ent is the DRAGON MASTER of selling ships to us fans but there is some stuff you can throw at us (like..HunHan -sorry!HunHan shippers!- for instance) and there is some stuff you can’t hide. Whatever attachment Jongin has towards Kyungsoo? 

    No hiding that. 

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    It’s either a legit crush, pure childlike adoration, the reflection of their close friendship or the tail end of a relationship we are not privy too.

    Not for Kyungsoo. Kyungsoo is beloved by all. He is the pinnacle poster child for the popularity of SM. Men, women, children, frogs, deer, dragons, pandas, lightening bolts, rabbits…all of ‘em, love Kyungsoo. So trying to seperae his interactions with the rest, and differentiating them from his interactions with Jongin….a little harder than Jongin’s pure straightforward infautation, but it’s there.

    From the way he takes care of Jongin 

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    to the way he dotes on him and is constantly complimenting him

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    or this post

    Who has the best body? 

    Or how Kyungsoo’s face used to LIGHT UP LIKE THE LAS VEGAS STRIP during their part in Angel?

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    And let’s make no mistake. Kyungsoo gets jealous too. 

    Like hilariously jealous

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    My theory, there is nothing that I’ve seen from the two of them that would refute a relationship. Nothing. Because this evidence, not SM planted evidence. This is shit someone just HAPPENED to catch. 

    So that sums them up on a very basic level. 

    Disclaimer: I don’t think I have to go into some long drawn out “these gifs aren’t mine” because I can’t even MAKE gifs so…

  1. they forgot to photoshop Kris’s hand out. they betta cut him that check. 

  2. Ever since I found out Yixing and Kris are still following each other on Weibo, I’ve head cannon’d it to that they still talk on a regular. Yixing keeps him apprised of all the fuck shit SM is doing.

    Yixing: Yeah man. They literally erased you out of the picture, dude.All that was left was some fucked up blurred tree limbs. 

    Kris: image

    Yixing: Yeah, man. Word on my mother. Word on my connect. Word on my first born niece they MS Painted you out of the picture, my dude.

    Kris: image

    Yixing: You aight?

    Kris: Yeah, being in pictures not my style anyways. 

  3. tao replies to haters

    "A place that you could never step on in your life" (with an unsaid BITCH at the end)

    TAO WITH AN ENTIRE DICTIONARY OF READS. 

    *insert bitch_do_it_look_like_I_care? gif* 

  4. blacknoonajade:

    [x]

    Jesus Wept.

  5. instantvintage1986 asked: Maybe its because Shawols are generally older than EXOstans? IDK. Its pretty easy concept. I personally am having a hard time supporting both right now because EXO11 wont just let me live, but the concept is there.
    the queen replied:

    Great theory!… although Shawols ain’t all that mature themselves. We’ve had our moments (collectively as a fandom; I’ve had to cuss me out a sister or brother of the SHINee cloth a time or two because they got out of pocket.) But generally speaking, yeah, we are older and somewhat a bit …saner?? (at this point in SHINee’s career). Howver there are sane and mature people in every fandom, but if we’re talking percentage wise…then YEAH. 

    I just think that it’s a…sensitive time for Exotics (and us by-product mini Exotics: people who generally just like the twelve boys and think they’re great) and their emotions are all over the place.

    Although, THANKFULLY, I have never had to deal with a member leaving on me, I can understand both sides emotion wise. Hell I can even understand some people either wanting to take a step back from either side to like collect themselves or whatnot. or if they feel hurt (while being EMPATHETIC). I get that. 

    It’s the antis I don’t get.  People that heard the news and like the next day were COMPLETELY done with the side leaving or off the side that stayed like…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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    Creating false news, insults, wishing death or sending death threats, going into the (insert person/group) tag and dropping hate bombs, cussing people out, spreading rumors….

    like you ain’t got better shit to do? Don’t you have a whole sector/person of the group to concentrate all that bullshit towards?  Like, I was amazed. Sitting back  like

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    Just like that, you hate them when a week before the news dropped you would have given your left titty to be in their presence? You THAT fickle? Do you have some kind of emotional stuntage going on? 

    That’s what I meant by that post. Dealing with Kris, dealing with any of them, you don’t have to be all over the place with your support but shit, to go from 100 to zero like that throws me SO hard.

    Shit if you can’t support, just SHUT UP. Concentrate on something you like, you love. 

    Empathy and understanding for another human just thrown out the window because a group broke up? A group. People are going ape shit and treating a human being like crap because a group broke up. C’mon. It’ll never be that serious.  

  6. I don’t get it. If any member of SHINee (or any other group I claim to love) were to ever leave, I would support them AND the group. That’s literally what a fandom does. We are here for one purpose only. 

    Support.

    Some of ya’ll hustling backwards. 

  7. it’s gonna be about 10 years before I EVER look at EXO’s Happy Camp interview about Kris leaving. I ain’t got the heart. 

  8. blacknoonajade:

    trampiest:

    kevinlijiahengs:

    WHY ARENT KRIS STANS CALLED THE WUFAN CLAN???

    #WUFAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

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  9. gyutiebear:

    Nothing infuriates me more than when an idol has to apologize for dating because their fans can’t keep their damn emotions in check.

  10. Joonmyeon somewhere STRESSED THE FUCK OUT

    All these damn scandals is running up the light bill! Turn the damn TV off! Turn the lights off! Turn everything off! Get up and go to bed! I don’t want to hear shit! I ain’t sign up for this bullshit! Where is my bible! I’m about to call Siwon hyung. The Lord is testing me! Father God on HIGH did I say GO TO BED?! 

  11. I love each and every member of EXO and I know they love each other and all but the constant skin tone jokes? 

  12. Kris…is that you?

    Kris…is that you?

  13. trampiest:

    kevinlijiahengs:

    WHY ARENT KRIS STANS CALLED THE WUFAN CLAN???

    #WUFAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT