Look. Kris isn’t my EXO-bias. Nowhere close. He’s just a fine hunk of man-thing I ship with other members.  So it made NO sense for him to show up in not one, not two, but all three dreams I had last night.  The first, we were space pirates. *deep confused shrug* We were after space booty, and he was the only one who actually got some. *throws her hands up* The second dream we were apart of a stage production and at some point he had to practice seducing the main actress. That involved me and that STUPID ass stare he’s got going on above. Apparently, if he stares at you like that you panties instantly evaporate. Go figure.  The third was a high speed chase that end up with me being held hostage in a mall and guess who was the super cop that saved me? Yeah, THAT guy. Guess how I paid him back? That’s right. Back seat cop car sex.  I don’t even remember what I had to eat before I went to bed, but I’ll tell you this. I’m going to try to fucking eat it again. 
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Look. Kris isn’t my EXO-bias. Nowhere close. He’s just a fine hunk of man-thing I ship with other members. 

So it made NO sense for him to show up in not one, not two, but all three dreams I had last night. 

The first, we were space pirates. *deep confused shrug* We were after space booty, and he was the only one who actually got some. *throws her hands up*

The second dream we were apart of a stage production and at some point he had to practice seducing the main actress. That involved me and that STUPID ass stare he’s got going on above. Apparently, if he stares at you like that you panties instantly evaporate. Go figure. 

The third was a high speed chase that end up with me being held hostage in a mall and guess who was the super cop that saved me? Yeah, THAT guy. Guess how I paid him back? That’s right. Back seat cop car sex. 

I don’t even remember what I had to eat before I went to bed, but I’ll tell you this. I’m going to try to fucking eat it again. 

Kris and Lay flirting like there is no tomorrow 

EXO is doing this on purpose

they get you to fall in love with a ship and they watch you grovel and sob as you fall deeper and deeper in love with it and then

Little shitbags. They’re doing it on purpose. 

HALO 7 [Chiper]Rating: NC-17Genre: Action/RomanceWords: 8,681 (total)Summary: If you live amongst wolves, you have to act like a wolf.A/N: I loved writing this chapter (and it was a hard one to write) because WORLD BUILDING AND ENSAMBLE CAST AND LOTS OF PEOPLE AND ALL KINDS OF MYSTICAL STUFF (sorry yelling excited). Any hoot, I updated »>this«« (I try to update it as people ask me  questions), and PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE look at it, I added a really cool kind of character map that took me AGES and you HAVE to look at it. You have to. HAVE TO.
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HALO 7 [Chiper]
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Action/Romance
Words: 8,681 (total)
Summary: If you live amongst wolves, you have to act like a wolf.

A/N: I loved writing this chapter (and it was a hard one to write) because WORLD BUILDING AND ENSAMBLE CAST AND LOTS OF PEOPLE AND ALL KINDS OF MYSTICAL STUFF (sorry yelling excited). Any hoot, I updated »>this«« (I try to update it as people ask me  questions), and PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE look at it, I added a really cool kind of character map that took me AGES and you HAVE to look at it. You have to. HAVE TO.

I have a serious fascination with EXO’s Angel (Into Your World) and I found this extended mix and just *squealsandbabblesandcries*

Remembering how fucking beautiful this choreography is…

Anterograde Tomorrow

Jesus CHRIST. I just spent 30 minutes sobbing. I know I use sob and weep habitually on here, but no I was doubled over in TEARS. What the fuck. This is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL that only vulgarity can describe it.

What are you EXOtics on? How are you writing such wonderfully painful shit. Did you all get together at the first official fanclub meeting and say, let’s FUCK EVERYBODY’S EMOTIONS UP? 

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